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The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,
This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.
The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.
Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.
The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.
Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"
"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
by hex_ten January 28, 2006
Get the zombie check mug.God's special people is another word for retards, it mostly refers to jocks, or cavemen.
These people falsely believe that they are above you in every way just because their muscle mass (in stone) exceeds their IQ and can administer gang beatings whenever they like.
Later in life these will be the people that serve you your food and have to get used to calling you 'sir'.
These people falsely believe that they are above you in every way just because their muscle mass (in stone) exceeds their IQ and can administer gang beatings whenever they like.
Later in life these will be the people that serve you your food and have to get used to calling you 'sir'.
god's special people are destined to come to a dead end in life, but hey, at least they are better at throwing a ball around than all the other idiots in the box company/(insert monotonous dead end job)!
"yeah, i coulda gone pro, if only i wasn't a complete knobend and only good at this sport when i play people much smaller than me"
"yeah, i coulda gone pro, if only i wasn't a complete knobend and only good at this sport when i play people much smaller than me"
by hex_ten February 1, 2006
Get the god's special people mug.This is the plural of caveman, when a band of cavemen get together it can be called a mauling.
cavemen are called so because they have a vastly inferior intelect to other people and may look like they have just crawled out of a cave.
cavemen are called so because they have a vastly inferior intelect to other people and may look like they have just crawled out of a cave.
That caveman tried to eat my computer, but i got out the stunstick and put a beat down.
Cavemen may be found saying things like "uhhg" and "huuhuh"
Cavemen may be found saying things like "uhhg" and "huuhuh"
by hex_ten February 2, 2006
Get the cavemen mug.When a person in a pub is in possession of two pints at the same time, one in each hand, he is said to be double banking.
This stems from the nautical term of the same name involving two men on one oar.
This stems from the nautical term of the same name involving two men on one oar.
by hex_ten January 13, 2009
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Get the frothy hooker mug.The act of cleansing:
1. A person of their life
2. An infadel of their stupidity, by killing them, of course
3. An army of retards
4. A shower of mildew
1. A person of their life
2. An infadel of their stupidity, by killing them, of course
3. An army of retards
4. A shower of mildew
1. "Stupid! you die now, please join the line for purgance"
2. "That is SO morrocan! *death*"
3. Stalin LOVED to purge
4. "GOD DAMN mildew! i've been PURGING all day!"
2. "That is SO morrocan! *death*"
3. Stalin LOVED to purge
4. "GOD DAMN mildew! i've been PURGING all day!"
by hex_ten December 23, 2004
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