scary dog

the greatest youtube of all time.
holy shit scary dog is the greatest youtube of all time - joe biden

yo did you see the new scary dog video?

by not scary dog July 27, 2025

The September Scaries

That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.

“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”

by Discoteca September 4, 2025

Scary

A word that’s the same in both American and British English.

That was scary/fucking scary.

by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025

Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).

"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025

Scary Guy

Humanoid entities that keep their hands on their shoulders while screaming in high pitch.
They live in the Temu Warehouse, created by Mento Man.

guy1: the scary guy is here... this is land'tt..
scary guy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Scary Words

A satirical term for inoffensive "trigger words" that, if used, will cause whatever you just posted on the Internet to be removed or heavily censored.

"Bro my post got removed because I said a guy 'died' instead of saying he 'committed not living'"

"Don't you remember? We live in a clown world. You need to be careful not to say any scary words."

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 14, 2025

Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye)

A man, who, driven completely and solely by demonic self-interest, would be willing to undermine and compromise any person or value in order to achieve his goals. Usually really loves life. When Scary Selfish Guy is relaxed, even for a moment, and the facade that he presents to the world relaxes, even momentarily, one can see the most terrifying look in his eye which signifies his complete and utter selfishness.

Ryan: Dude, please call the police, I'm bleeding out. That guy was drunk and hit us at 90 mph. I can't believe that you're okay.

Gavin: Dude, I can't. I'm trying to get with Kayla and she like, really likes ruthless guys. I'm sorry man, I'll catch you later. *leaves scene*
Ryan: Holy fuck, that guy is a Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye).

by BonerMasterMick2 November 21, 2025