David

A annoying kid who try's to get attention And plays video games and is lazy

David is stupid

by Chaoztv_ March 6, 2020

David

Biggest dick on the planet WAYYYY bigger than the boys

David has a huge throbbing cock

by lopezda6048 April 27, 2020

David

Someone who is very passionate in strategy, also someone who is very loving but when it comes to certain things he can lose temper very easily

David is my friend

by USAPresident May 25, 2020

David

A simp lol, too bad because its incurable

Look at that David over there! Glad IM not him.

by JKROWNING August 4, 2020

David

The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.

That David was sighted in Norway.

by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020

David

Thinks beans are still funny.

Stop making David jokes.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020

Daviding

When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.

This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.

David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch

by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023