Snozingly7's definitions

Golden Whirlpool

When standing above s toilet pissing at just the right angle, preferably along the left edge, causing the piss in the bowl to start spinning.

Many have yet to master the dark arts of the golden whirlpool, for it takes decades of hard training to succeed.

by Snozingly7 March 9, 2023

Meatlover's Exchange

The act of many men passing a jar of meat sauce in a circle and dipping their balls into said meat sauce

Garry: greetings, josh, whats up
Josh: nothing much, last night me and dan played the ol' meatlover's exchange with a bunch of our feiends
Garry: interesting endeavor

by Snozingly7 March 9, 2023

The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.

The King's Wank will come soon.

by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023

Slowpoke

Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.

Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates

by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023

Daviding

When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.

This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.

David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch

by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023

Kentucky Hot Dog

1 - The act in which a man's sexual partner wraps a hot dog bun around the man's penis, then gives the man a swift blowjob whilst enjoying a nice snack.
2 - Same thing as shown above except the fat testicles are wrapped around the big mans fat meaty cock and then you add the essentials mustard ketchup a little bit of relish maybe some hot sauce and proceed to cob gobble the mans dick so fast and hard that he sends the last of his everloving sauce into you oral hole

Guy: hey have you seen tyrone i think he is still tired from that kentucky hot dog he was really worked up last night
Guy 2 : hes actually upstairs right now you wanna go give him a california pizza roll?
Guy 1 : lets do it!

by Snozingly7 December 8, 2022

Bitchass Lettuce

An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.

Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce

Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.

by Snozingly7 December 8, 2022