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Vancouver Autism Theory

Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.

Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.

Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl
by Isabel <3 November 20, 2024
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Autism

Autism is a condition that alot of people have. You can tell if one is autistic when they say brainrot words. For example: skibidi, fanum tax, rizz, etc.
Person 1- I edge to skibidi fanum gyat every day.
Person 2- Bro, get out!
Person 1- Bro, take the ohio jonkler cart, and you'll be gooning and mewing every day.
Person 2- Bro has autism.a
by iAmARedBird December 10, 2024
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Autism movie

A movie about an autistic or autistic-coded character, often not being an accurate representation of autism, but can be a great representation of autism if done with care and understanding.
Sia's autism movie was an ableist nightmare that pretty much the entire autistic community hated.
by Elysium⯍Nebula January 4, 2025
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Generation Autism

The generation of people born between 2025 and 2039, formerly known as Gen Beta.
Bro 1:"Did you hear there's a new generation of kids called Generation Beta."
Bro 2:"Nah bro get your facts straight, they're called Generation Autism."
by callmebymyname January 6, 2025
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Autism

Old man talks about icy hot (vol. 0.25 speed)
..or the person that tells the story about old man icy-hot
Autism, momma might have gotten you tested for it
by supercoolbigwalmartboss July 26, 2025
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Autism

It's a spectrum, and it's genetic (not caused by milk, Tylenol, or vaccines like a bunch of stupid anti-science vegans and parents would like you to believe). It isn't contagious, so don't worry.Most of the time, you could walk past someone and not notice their condition unless you try to have a conversation with them. They have trouble making eye contact, come off as direct/awkward/aloof, and may show signs of ADHD. Not all people with the condition are stupid, non-verbal, childish, or violent contrary to what the media would like you to believe.

Some problems that the people have it face:

Lack of job stability
Poverty
Depression/suicide
Loneliness
Discrimination
Stereotyping
Misinformation (fuck you PETA and anti-vaxxers!!! 🖕🏼)
Addictions (drugs, alcohol, and/or gambling)
Obsessive compulsive behaviours
Bullying
Rape
Anxiety
Anti-science assholes on the internet
Abuse (whether it be at the hands of family, "friends", "lovers", or healthcare workers)
Lack of fulfillment in adulthood

Life with it is hard for the person who has it. They constantly feel like an outsider, a joke, an inconvinience, a loser, a failure, and/or an outcast. It's easy enough to make a few friends during their school days, but once adulthood hits, loneliness is a constant battle. Usually having a pet (dog or cat) helps, especially if they feel therapy or drugs (prescibed by a doctor) won't help.
Yeah, you can have autism and be somewhat normal, but you tend to struggle more than other people. Sometimes it can be a personal Hell that you can never escape from, especially with the constant job changes and chronic poverty and loneliness.☹️
by Failurebitch July 27, 2025
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Evil Autism

I type of disorder that makes you rape your ferret
gage: bro do you know what that idiviual did last night

John: yeah he has like evil autism
by Zombiesfan836 July 30, 2025
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