Fire Extinguisher

The girl/guy in your contacts you keep for when you are desperate for sex.

Never used but always ready.

Jenny is my Fire Extinguisher. I never use her, but she's always ready.

by SuperRob78 May 18, 2025

GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

Fire tart

Very attractive person,

She’s a proper fire tart

by d4nn189 June 8, 2025

fire scallops

A giant red head's scrotum with one nut chocked off laying on a prep table.

Originated in a restaurant in downtown Orlando.

Take a picture of these fire scallops to show what today's special is.

by I_Am_Jimmy_Bob December 2, 2022

Feces fire

When you shit red after eating spicy food

The Taco Bell toilet was a feces fire

by Seark boy December 4, 2022

Fire-hea

When you eat spicy food and get the shits

"Sorry I couldn't make it to the game last night, I had Taco Bell for lunch and got a case of fire-hea."

by Non special Tuna December 5, 2022

Set Fire to the Rain

When you fart while peeing.

I was at the urinal when I set fire to the rain and smoked out the other people in the restroom.

by Steely Dan Cortez December 9, 2022