QuacksO0's definitions

infantstation

What da unexpected father in da infamous "dallying doctor" joke realized dat he was faced wif when da "spaghetti" letter from Italy informed him dat his nurse had given birth to quadruplets.

In da hilarious "if Firestone made condoms" cartoon, a total infantstation is shown to be gathered on da couch.

by QuacksO0 June 16, 2025

intellygence

Da severely-limited/skewed knowledge dat you acquire if da only source of data you chose/trust is da boob-tube.

Da phrase, "Don't believe everything you see or hear" is good advice if you don't wanna suffer from limited intellygence.

by QuacksO0 June 19, 2025

better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.

Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.

If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

driverticulitis

An inflamed-intestinal disorder caused by spending too much time behind da wheel.

As pricey as gas is nowadays, a limited-income person would need to combine trips, walk, bike, take public transportation, or hitchhike or to complete many errands-running excursions so as not to go over budget for everyday traveling; you'd likely never motor around enough to get driverticulitis unless you were being paid to make longer vehicle-outings.

by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025

Spockrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who always thought logically.

Old-school philosophers typically took too soft a view on human faults 'n' failings; Spockrates was an exception in dat he looked at da world in a totally simple 'n' sensible way.

by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025

Squawkrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who was always loudly protesting each and every injustice.

If Squawkrates had been able to influence more people towards positive political/social progress, da world might be a better place today.

by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025