wire wizard

n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.

I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.

That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!

by gnostic1 October 21, 2010

Wizard Eyes

A stare given to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies

Dude, did you see Greg in math class, he gave me Wizard Eyes! I'm freakin' out bro! FREAKIN' OUT!

by Doodes McGrey April 18, 2011

barefoot wizard

jimmy buffets nickname

guy 1: dude, i just got home from a jimmy buffet concert and we wasn't wearing shoes.
guy 2: he's a total barefoot wizard

by black [ass] negro August 3, 2010

Stinky Wizard

Right when a man cums the woman farts causing a disgusting smell and a mess everywhere.

The stinky wizard is almost like magic!

by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009

anal wizard

a gay man that is amazing at anal sex

John: So Jim how was Matt the other day?
Jim: He was an anal wizard.

by Speed racer Alex November 8, 2009

tangle wizard

The man who goes into your room when you're not around and tangles all of your cords and wires. He's believed to appear as a short white male, although he's never actually been seen. He may be able to shapeshift.

Dude I think the tangle wizard wrapped my headphones together and around my power cord.

by I hate the tangle wizard. May 10, 2010

Wizard's Kiss

n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.

When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.

by alfanky33 January 12, 2019