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n. foamy soap residue left on your body after washing and then rinsing poorly: generally taken as a sign of sloppiness but in operating rooms it provides an aura of needful haste.
Check out the bubblage on Dr. Ngosi's arms! What a slacker.
No dude! She is totally rushing to save some banger's worthless life.
No dude! She is totally rushing to save some banger's worthless life.
by Gnostic1 December 30, 2010
Get the bubblage mug.n. chick flick so awful, so totally full of Jennifer Anniston, that you wish a horde of army ants would gnaw off your leg to keep you awake and add some excitement to the evening.
Dude! How was your date last night?
Absolutely dreadful. We viewed, and here I'm totally going to pause for effect, a roam ants movie!
Did you at least get your bleeding stump licked?
Absolutely dreadful. We viewed, and here I'm totally going to pause for effect, a roam ants movie!
Did you at least get your bleeding stump licked?
by gnostic1 December 31, 2010
Get the roam ants movie mug.n. any lifestyle consisting of existence in a bleak setting surrounded by identical people, houses, jobs etc.
Hey, are you going to apply for the associate dough stirrer position when Doug finally succombs to starchy pulmonary granulomatosis?
No way! The penguin's life is not for me. I'm gonna open a bong repair shop in Malibu and surf, surf, surf.
Don't forget to buy a black and white tuxedo wet suit.
No way! The penguin's life is not for me. I'm gonna open a bong repair shop in Malibu and surf, surf, surf.
Don't forget to buy a black and white tuxedo wet suit.
by gnostic1 January 3, 2011
Get the penguin's life mug.n. the complex sentences, gestures, and facial expressions one uses when extracting oneself from a sticky situation.
v. useage of same.
v. useage of same.
1)Did you hear how Kara seamlessly employed blatant adlibbery when the electronics manager asked why six televisions were nestled in her car?
2) Don't try any of that adlibbery on me young man! I can smell the evil weed and see the cheerleaders leg!
2) Don't try any of that adlibbery on me young man! I can smell the evil weed and see the cheerleaders leg!
by gnostic1 January 4, 2011
Get the adlibbery mug.Drive carefully this morning. It's still nebtime and the streets are awash with lohans.
What's the matter with you all coming in at nebtime like this! Wait'll I find my teeth so I can lecture you at length without covering you in spit.
What's the matter with you all coming in at nebtime like this! Wait'll I find my teeth so I can lecture you at length without covering you in spit.
by gnostic1 January 9, 2011
Get the nebtime mug.n. radical skateboarding trick in which the boarder leaps upwards, does a back flip, and lands on the board in a handstand.
Dude! After this truck goes by I'm going to try an ollieollieoxenfree into a leapstand. You be ready to dial 911.
by gnostic1 January 16, 2011
Get the leapstand mug.v. originally it referred to a movement west toward new frontiers, prosperity, freedom etc. but now it suggests movement or progress away from any restaint, any rules, any authority.
This town sucks man. Time to wester.
Salvador Dali's cryptic westering was initially thought to be indicative of temporal lobe epilelepsy.
Salvador Dali's cryptic westering was initially thought to be indicative of temporal lobe epilelepsy.
by gnostic1 January 20, 2011
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