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Henry take

An extremely poorly thought out take that is contradicting to the common understanding of the subject matter.
Person A: "God, I need the AC on, it is so humid in here"
Henry take: "I love humid weather, I sleep the best when it's really humid and warm!"

Person B: "What is your favourite pizza topping?"

Person A: "Oh, I love pepperoni"
Henry take: "Pepperoni is literally the worst pizza topping!"
by thedeaconofsox August 8, 2021
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take me to the woolshed

The process of one's self accompanying another of the same sexual orientation to the same toilet cubicle in the nightclub known as 'The Woolshed'. From here, the magic takes place.
Yeah it's been a long day, just want someone to take me to the woolshed.
by The Wanu August 9, 2021
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Take it to Heart

To be (deeply) hurt by criticism from someone.
On the morning after Taylor and Carl's acrimonious break-up, Taylor felt terrible for her downright venomous attitude towards Carl and hoped that he didn't take it to heart. But alas, he did; that morning, he was found dead in an apparent suicide.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021
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Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.
Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)
by anonymous August 15, 2021
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National take a shower day

Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc
by DariEru September 2, 2021
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Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm
Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken
by Evanafex May 20, 2021
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Take a J.R.

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years
My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.
by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021
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