maximus

" if you ever meet a boy name maximus jest know that hes ugly but funny never licens and has a small penis

friend_ hey theres maximus
you_ i heard he has a small dick

by mybutcheackgiglewhenifart June 8, 2020

Jummius Maximus

Used to describe a massive wager on a sporting event. A big wager.

The two guys at the bar went Jummius Maximus against the Patriots week 1. What a bunch of morons.

I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.

by Ernesto3 September 12, 2012

gloateus maximus

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.

Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.

by parkca01 February 23, 2011

Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

i hate you maximus

you dont like someone named maximus

maximus is poop and should be called max

i really want to say "i hate you maximus"

by jonny98882 January 23, 2023

Maximus

A 6’2 weirdo who plays video games and listens to 80’s music. He is very stubborn, smart, funny, and overall the best person yoh will ever meet.

Maximus Wayne Taylor-gardenhire

by Soup5351 January 26, 2023

Maximus

Max is the most funniest kindest guy ive ever met we have been friends for 3 years now and i am so lucky to have a friend like him. Even if he works at a maid cafe ill always love him no homo

Maximus is gayus

by Adriana.lopez<3 February 18, 2023