parkca01's definitions

yiddishiot

An idiot when it comes to understanding Yiddish.

Mark (raising his wine glass to Bev): L’chaim!
Ron: If you ever swear at my wife again like that, I’ll hurt you.
Mark: It means, “To life”, as a cheers, you yiddishiot.

by parkca01 June 28, 2010

workplay

Similar to foreplay but revolves around chores. Not getting any action until the honey do list is done.

Greg: Hey girl you could bring that back rub down a bit lower... And to the front...
Sara: Honey you have to give me a little workplay to get something. That sore thumb garage is so turning me off.

by parkca01 July 6, 2010

office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.

Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.

by parkca01 July 9, 2010

sammi and ronnie relationship

An up and down, hourly off/on relationship similar to that of Sammi and Ronnie. It is akin to middle school relationships just with more alcohol and poor life decisions involved.

Sammi and Ronnie Relationships that ends in nuptials is called a "Tiger and Elin" Marriage.

by parkca01 August 25, 2010

daycay

A one-day vacation. Can be via brewskis in your backyard, a trip to a theme park, a quick trip to the lake, etc.

Connie: Hey I'm taking a daycay tomorrow. Getting my nails done and then heading out for margaritas at 1.
Beth: If I had any sick days, I'd join you! Feel free to drunk dial me at work.

by parkca01 August 27, 2010

GTL

Gravy-Turkey-Lethargy. Induced on Thanksgiving. Not to be confused with the popular gym-tan-laundry.

Let's meet at the grill tonight, they're having a 10c specials on wings. I'm going to max capacity, trying to work out my esophogus in prep for next Thursday's GTL.

by parkca01 November 22, 2010

nomfest

A day of high food consumption, i.e., Thanksgiving.

Alex: What are you bringing to the picnic tomorrow?
Nate: Nothing but an empty belly. The nomfest always have leftovers, good thing I'm a garbage disposal.

by parkca01 November 22, 2010