New Mexico Rimmer

When you use tajin while giving a rim job.

Hey did you know that they give New Mexico Rimmers here?

by *_*suck_my_cack*_* August 28, 2021

Mexico

Mexico, country of southern North America and the third largest country in Latin America, after Brazil and Argentina. Mexican society is characterized by extremes of wealth and poverty, with a limited middle class wedged between an elite cadre of landowners and investors on the one hand and masses of rural and urban poor on the other. But in spite of the challenges it faces as a developing country, Mexico is one of the chief economic and political forces in Latin America. It has a dynamic industrial base, vast mineral resources, a wide-ranging service sector, and the world’s largest population of Spanish speakers—about two and a half times that of Spain or Colombia. As its official name suggests, the Estados Unidos Mexicanos (United Mexican States) incorporates 31 socially and physically diverse states and the Federal District.

I want to travel to Mexico!

by boredoutofmymind1 May 30, 2021

Mexicos

Mexican xans (alprazolam)

“Ey u got some mexicos on deck?”

“Hy i gotchu with the mexicos”

by Zoning November 29, 2024

Mexico City Mop

When eating spicy food blowing your nose then wiping your ass with the same tissue

Brian-“Man this chille is hot!” Gunnar-“sounds like your gonna have to use the ol’ Mexico City mop”

by Jordan bennet January 8, 2025

New Mexico Tug

The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.

I couldn’t get it up last night so we had to do the New Mexico Tug; it hurt like hell.

by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025

Penguin Out of Mexico

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.

Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”

Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.

by markmessina June 30, 2025

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025