J4VA's definitions

No fuck

A statement for when someone says something stupidly obvious

Person 1: It’s sunday so let’s make the most of the last day.

Person 2: Yeah, sounds good.
Person 3: We have school tomorrow.
Person 1: Well yeah, no fuck

by J4VA June 4, 2023

Murder

What the person in your closet is going to do to you.

Fucking run, I'm gonna murder you

by J4VA March 27, 2023

Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

by J4VA March 27, 2023

Dialocked

Talking with a friend while jumping aimlessly in a video game without really playing for a long period of time or when you walk back and forth while on a call with a friend.

“Dude, play the game and stop jumping for christ sake”

“Stop yapping then, i’m motherfucking dialocked”

by J4VA January 10, 2024

Inside Joke

A joke that only a certain group of people will understand based on an experience the group had.

Person 1: Remember when…
Person 2: Shiiit I remember haha.
Person 3: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Person 1: You weren’t there to see it, it’s an inside joke.
Person 3: Fuck well don’t I look dumb.

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Discord

The land of sweaty degenerates.

“Please add me on Discord”
“Piss off”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

💀

1. A fucking skull duhh

2. Dying of laughter

1. “Grandma just died and we cremated her 💀🔥”
2. “I’m dead 💀💀”

by J4VA January 3, 2023