David

A simp lol, too bad because its incurable

Look at that David over there! Glad IM not him.

by JKROWNING August 4, 2020

david

DAVIDS usually play basketball and are typically the guy every girl falls for. DAVID's lice to go to the gym and they look very masculine.DAVIDS are shy but they are the most sweetest guy. He love spicy food and loves food in general.

ex1: DAVID IS GOING TO THE GYM TODAY
ex2: ARE YOU GOING TO SEE DAVID AT ThE GAME

by baby girl savage1 August 19, 2020

David

The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.

That David was sighted in Norway.

by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020

David

Thinks beans are still funny.

Stop making David jokes.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020

david

David has FLY HACKS!!!

- "David, can't you just use your fly hacks and get up there?"

by NotRestless January 21, 2023

Daviding

When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.

This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.

David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch

by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023

David

the best boyfriend you could ever have. he's gone through some rough shit but he is still determined to be the best person he could be. and he is! he's the cutest boy you could ever come across, all the other lads fall for him cause hes such a cutiepie. he's smart, he's adorable, he's just perfect all around!! i will always be by his side and i love him dearly :>

nathan: i love you david!
david: i love you too nathan :3

by totallynotnathanforrealongod July 17, 2023