facebook migraine

When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.

Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.

by Truthgenie April 28, 2023

Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.

Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!

by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023

Facebook Mom

a facebook mom is a mom who posts whatever she's doing or did. You'll probably be seeing her posting stupid or "funny" things her kid(s) said.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.

POV: judith posts about her kids running away with a laughing emoji.

Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom

by razziebomm December 11, 2022

Facebook Gasp mom

A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.

You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.

by Chroxity3 January 3, 2023

facebook

a place where morons become famous.

School is boring, go to facebook instead.

by pd plaridel October 31, 2019

Facebook

A website used by antivax moms/millennials posting Videos and pictures of their 2 year old

Oh look another naked baby on my grandmothers Facebook page

by w h y November 20, 2021

Facebook

An advertisement platform, with social platform as second purpose, that tracks every single person everywhere and every shot they move.

To use Facebook without getting tracked every shot everywhere is to use alternative social networking platforms, an adblocker and Facebook container. It's still better than using nothing, at least.

by Shiine-1 September 20, 2021