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A way that Chinese el cheapo amazon sellers get better recommendation by making companies with ridiculous names
Me: I tried getting a Peavey amp but instead I received an amp from “Xiasoungs”
Person: What the Frankie is that? That’s total booberie!
Person: What the Frankie is that? That’s total booberie!
by Chroxity3 May 18, 2023
Get the Booberie mug.What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023
Get the Half Shorts mug.A buzzcut dude that plays a chafe off as a good experience, meanwhile he’s experiencing death in his tighty whities
by Chroxity3 May 24, 2023
Get the Good Chafe mug.Pants that are between the knee and ankle. They support your torso and are sometimes baggy enough to use in a middle school trash can.
Me: *looks at some dude wearing torso piers* What the hell is that? Is there an oil rig in him or what?
Him, to his friends: Oh dude these shorts are so cool and and and they make me chafe harder.
Him, to his friends: Oh dude these shorts are so cool and and and they make me chafe harder.
by Chroxity3 May 29, 2023
Get the Torso Piers mug.An elementary school term for a long, sometimes hard object ( think a cord or souvenir pencil) that can be used to hit someone effectively.
Little billy: umm umm umm so so so the the thing that does that..
Mr. Dan: Speak one more word and I’ll have to hit you with my whipper whapper!
Mr. Dan: Speak one more word and I’ll have to hit you with my whipper whapper!
by Chroxity3 June 2, 2023
Get the Whipper Whapper mug.What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.
Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.
Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.
Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.
by Chroxity3 June 9, 2023
Get the Sleep and water mug.A cheap, cringe, and inauthentic type of an aesthetic. Usually from children of ages 11-22. The equipment for these "aesthetics" is usually from a small-type mall shop or made in china from Amazon.
by Chroxity3 January 3, 2023
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