Brandon's birthday is always around the corner. He always makes up when his birthday is and he gets like 15 different birthdays every year. Somehow he always gets away with it too. Somehow I'm the only one who knows. All I need to do is catch him on camera, then I will reveal to the whole world, and everyone will know his secret. Then I'll be the hero.
Person 1: Brandon I will spill your beans.
Person 2: You won't have any birthdays next year.
Person 3: and that's a promise.
Person 2: You won't have any birthdays next year.
Person 3: and that's a promise.
by JonnyLemon February 5, 2023
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by woah.thatsgay October 10, 2023
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He is the sweetest and most caring guy you will ever meet. He makes you feel like the luckiest girl in the entire world. He is willing to move across state lines, if he thinks it is the right girl for him, and will go out of his way to make you feel special. You won't be able to get him out of your mind. He’s into older women (cougars) and usually dates girls named Kenzie or Mackenzie.
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