tp217's definitions

BBL

Balls, background, and lighting. The keys to a high-quality dick pic.

In a long-distance relationship? Remember to practice BBL.

by tp217 March 26, 2020

Globohomo

(noun, disparaging) flat vector illustration style; a simplistic digital art style using simplified, rounded geometry and uniform flat coloration. Paradoxically emphasizes the diversity of human subjects while appearing remarkably homogeneous. Commonly used in corporate propaganda.
Etymology: globalist + homogeneous

Searching for "diversity flat vector art" in an image search engine will produce thousands of works in the globohomo style.

by tp217 November 23, 2020

Indelible in the hippocampus

When you want people to believe your fake story, so you make up a fake scientific explanation with big words and technical terms as to why your story must be true. The goal is to misdirect non-expert questioners and listeners, who don't have enough technical knowledge to pick apart your actually very weak explanation.

"What is your proof that aliens abducted you in the middle of the night 36 years ago and then let you go, leaving no evidence?"
"It's indelible in the hippocampus."

by tp217 November 14, 2021

Waterbeer

When you are at a party and you are already wasted and dehydrated, but you want to appear to be drinking beer, so you fill your beer can with water from the tap and drink it.

You don't have to keep drinking right now, just make the next one a waterbeer.

by tp217 March 11, 2023

Brandon

Joseph R. Biden.

Brandon forgave my student loans

by tp217 January 23, 2023

Whoppo

WaPo, the Washington Post.

Hunter Biden's dick caught in a pencil sharpener, Whoppo reports

by tp217 January 23, 2023

exponential

Simply means "big." In math, the word exponential describes a particular kind of mathematical function with a specific set of properties, but in casual use, it just means "big."

In these brutally cold conditions, the risk of hypothermia and frostbite will be exponential.

by tp217 February 4, 2023