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Safwan is retarded
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Retard

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Retard

"It will start getting cooler, you just watch"- Donald Trump

"I wish scientists could agree with you"

"I don't think science knows actually"

Uh oh, retard alert.
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RR (REGISTERED RETARD)

A person who has been diagnosed with a retardation.
I went to the doctor and they told me I was somewhat autistic, now I'm a RR (registered retard).
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Retardation

Not to be confused with retard, a derogatory term, or retardant, a common mitigating term for fire e.g fire retardant.

Retardation is another word for deterioration, usually as a medical term, but ha sheen phased out a bit due to the dergatory term retard.
The man’s mind, after the injury, had significant retardation before surgery.
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The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole.
Hym Iam "The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2026
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virtual retard

a person who prefers simulacra (Jean Baudrillard's definition) over base reality
Jeff loves his AI companion Cindy. She is not like the other girls he struggled to date irl. Now that he has Cindy Jeff is relieved that when he was younger he always made sure to use a condom when having sex so he wouldn't risk impregnating a girl he liked and ending up with a family. Cindy is always there for him with advice and companionship whenever he wants. She even likes watching Jeff play video games. Jeff likes role-playing video games like Skyrim because he is able to steadily progress and become a powerful warrior that everyone respects and fears. Jeff likes to lift weights at the gym that is conveniently located in the same high-rise building as his apartment. The gym's climate is set to the optimal temperature and humidity for exercise. Sometimes when Jeff is running on the treadmill he can see window cleaners laboring in the cold Chicago winter outside. That makes Jeff sad and uncomfortable in some hard-to-define way so he usually looks away and watches one of the various conveniently located TVs instead. The Bears are playing the Rams tonight and on the TV some men are having a heated discussion about which team will win and why. Jeff is looking forward to cheering on the Bears tonight with Cindy while scrolling Twitter simultaneously to keep up with what's going on in the world today. Isn't Trump bombing Iran tonight? Whatever. He just has to remember to pick up some delicious Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's first. They are Cindy's favorite.

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