Air whoopsies

When your body starts to flail when you are too high above ground, most often while performing some sort of arial arts.

Devon got a case of the air whoopsies when he tried to nail that 720 on the half pipe. He looked like the inflatable arm flailing tube man.

by SmashleyL February 14, 2022

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Air whoopsie

When you accidentally pass gas when you really didn’t mean to do so. The kind they sneaks up on you and you automatically say “whoopsie!” Most commonly used by dads and grandmas.

Grandma Edna is 94 years old. By 5pm everyday, she’s easily on her 94th air whoopsie of the day. Girl keeps Depends in business.

by SmashleyL February 14, 2022

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The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022

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Air

Something we breath

You are breathing air

by Anotheranonymous March 1, 2022

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Air Pussy

(n) a person who makes idle threats on hacker technology that ordered thier shit on the deep dark web through hackerpreneurship. They prefer mouth combat to the real thing. As well as keyboard retaliation. That's what makes that "they" air pussies. (Plural for air pussy).

I heard an air pussy today talking shit about how I'm krabby patty when I said no consent.

by N0P3N3V3R January 16, 2026

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