Flarp

Used sparingly, "Flarp" is just an entertaining and less extreme way of saying "Fuck" without any of the associated meaning or negative connotation.

What the flarp Kevin!? We're gonna be late because of you!

Everything was going as planned, but then you came along and flarped it all up!

by HexArmageddon July 4, 2017

Flarp

A large poop, often diarrhea

I had taken a huge flarp

by Mr. Flarp May 10, 2022

Flarp

The booty of any boy named Isaac

Isaac has a juicy flarp. Noah has no flarp.

by Copy56 January 3, 2022

Flarping

This is when you fart when you LARP.

Grand wizard Pluribus is flarping right now and it’s incredibly distracting.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Flarp

Someone that farts while attempting a flip or somersault like gesture.

Girl number 1-(Showing her friend a cool new flip, she suddenly lets one go(A fart))

Girl number 2-Whoa! What the hell was that?

Girl number 1-Ooops! I must of let out a flarp!...

Girl number 2-Keep those flarps to yourself!

by Italiana0 August 5, 2010

flarped

to have had sex with.

That girl was so hot, I flarped her glarpo.

by theFlarper August 3, 2010

Flarp

An accidental transition caused by indecision.

The act of flarping commonly occurs on an instrument. To flarp, one must play a wrong note and quickly recover by playing the right note.

Erica: Crap, I totally flarped!
Arina: Yeah, I heard! You tried to play a D flat instead of an C natural again, didn't you?

by Ericaw December 9, 2007