Dangle Bots

The strip of tape (usually thin) on the upper blade lower shaft of a skilled hockey players hockey twig (stick). It usually means that he is skilled at puckhandleing. It is also refured to as the Dangle Strip.

That guy have major dangle bots on his twig.

Sean has some sick great skate dangle bots!

Shwabby j has som e Wal-Mart Dangle bots.

by Skamster06 December 2, 2010

dangling deuce

A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.

I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.

by fudgedragon November 19, 2010

Precious Dangle

The offspring of an indoor house plant that hangs down out of its pot or basket when watered too much

Damn, those precious dangles are bout to hit the floor.

by Tha Samsonator August 23, 2005

Dangle Cut

(Verb) To trim your hanging ball pubes while you straddle a trash bucket, using your scissors to snip pubes and let them fall like feathers into the trash.

(Adj) A description of someone or something that has the looks of a trimmed or shaved ball sac.

(Noun) A cut that trims or shaves the pubes of a ball bag, leaving it fresh and enjoyable.

Charlie had to dangle cut in the privacy of his bathroom, so his mother would not see his balls flap over a can.

"Holy Shit, You see that guy's head, dangle cut scary."

John's dangle cut was the best in town.

by Mr WordSmith March 16, 2014

dangling mass

The large mass of fat that develops in the taint of heavily overweight people that, when at full growth potential, can be impressively larger, or sometimes mistaken for ones member. Especially while wearing a spandex one piece dancing to Beyonce.

Did you see that guys dangling mass flopping around while he danced to Beyonce?

by RustyMidgetLeader777 December 1, 2016

angle dangled

When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.

It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.

- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.

- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.

by Stivchik June 21, 2019

Dangling Dump

A bag that dangles from your mid section and collects fecal matter, often referred to as an ostomy.

Who knew a dangling dump would be so handy when the bathroom lines were so long?

by TK685 May 7, 2017