Faux-TP

A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.

“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”

by Fortnite Baller April 7, 2023

tp

too personal

ayy that’s a lil tp
don’t ask that it’s tp

by quinnton April 12, 2023

TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.

The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.

by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023

tp

Short for toilet paper, a cylinder like object made from paper for the sole use of cleaning the anal cavity after removing solid waste from the body. In a dumber version, the stuff you wipe your ass with when you shit so that you don’t have underwear that stinks.

Hey, any more tp left?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 5, 2021

#GeT Got enough TP?

Said to someone who is whining. TP stands for toilet paper. When you ask if someone's got enough TP or use the hashtag #GeT you are asking if someone needs more TP for comfort, for example to blow their nose or wipe their tears

John: You are always late, always always always and never on time
Jessica: Got enuf TP?
John: No (unfortunately its 2020)
#GeT got enough TP?

by Sir Chivalry July 19, 2021

tp

Short for tap water 💧

Hey do you have orange juice at your place, I’m thirsty? Nope, I only have tp, lol

by Tarap August 1, 2021

Tp

Tp is slang for “Titty Pic” Or “Tit Pic”

did you hear jessica sent jake a tp ?

by jxrdy08 June 11, 2021