Valentine's Day

The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.

Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.

by Failurebitch February 1, 2019

Jewentines Day

Jewentines Day is the Saturday before Valentines Day (The 14th Of February).

As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.

Husband: Happy Jewentines Day day baby!

Wife: Love you ya cheap bastard!

by SlyD0g February 9, 2019

Summer Day

A very snazzy person who loves frying pans and is a very smol bean

We stan a smol bean

Person 1: Do you know summer day?
Person 2: Yes, she is an adorable smol bean

by A Smol Bean October 3, 2018

day sesh

A full day of sustained social drinking.

John: What did you guys do yesterday?
Alex: Me and Phil did a day sesh.

by therealthing202 May 29, 2018

Loner Day

Every August 12 is the special loner day.

Yo man what's up?
Nothing, going to kroger to get food for myself and celebrate loner day.

by Kiss.lxnd June 11, 2018

Paiso Day

A paiso day, is a day of polish struggle. Usually happens to a polish boy however anyone can have a paiso day. The person is normally down or sad and depressed. The person experiencing a paiso day also hides and is scared of confrontation.

“That’s crazy man, Christian was having a really tough time yesterday. He hid all day. I think he was having a paiso day”

by Big daddy slick May 2, 2022

Chanel day

This day is where you worship the group chanel walks on. She is the best and most pretty girl in the whole entire world. If you see this and know a Chanel wife her up now and give her 10000000 dollsrs

Happy Chanel day

by vahahahhaha May 5, 2022