by magictheduncaning323 May 6, 2023
Get the Shower Burst mug.A rather unconventional and daring practice, reminiscent of a "golden shower," but with a distinct twist. Unlike the usage of urine, a chocolate shower involves the application of feces in a shower-like manner.
Girlfriend: "I'm tired of "golden showers" I want you to give me a chocolate shower tonight"
Boyfriend: "That sounds like a great idea"
Boyfriend: "That sounds like a great idea"
by 3X1ST3D May 16, 2023
Get the Chocolate Shower mug.Similar to a golden shower, but you're not getting pissed on. It's when you drink/swallow squirt from your partner as a way to satisfy yourself, them, or both of you.
Bro 1- "Well look at her, damn she's pretty."
Bro 2- "Be careful with her, she'll leave your face wet, man."
Bro 1- "Like, glass shower territory?"
Bro 2- "Drowning.."
Bro 1- "Fu-uck, man."
Bro 2- "Be careful with her, she'll leave your face wet, man."
Bro 1- "Like, glass shower territory?"
Bro 2- "Drowning.."
Bro 1- "Fu-uck, man."
by Markosia July 1, 2023
Get the Glass shower mug.by Floatingkoala July 3, 2023
Get the shower corndog mug.by Applepippin July 7, 2023
Get the Golden shower mug.A form of bathing.
Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
by Failurebitch July 11, 2023
Get the Shower mug.John (sinner) (Unenlightened): who shat in the shower
Ben (enlightened) (shower shitter): rather to shit in the shower than shower in the shit
Ben (enlightened) (shower shitter): rather to shit in the shower than shower in the shit
by roboprinceofauchtertool July 12, 2023
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