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I slammed my penith in the car door

you slammed your penith in the car door
"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"
by big bald obama October 7, 2021
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Saturday Night Street Car

When one spread honey on ones dick, then pours poprocks on over the honey. Once they start popping one performs Anal Sex on their partner. The popping of the pop rocks causes the the nerves and muscles of the anus to relax and the insewing rush of fecal matter is known as the SATURDAY NIGHT STREET CAR.
Man, I could really go for a saturday night street car.
by Gendrix November 16, 2010
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I thlammed my penith in the car door

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.
I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021
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I thlammed my penith in the car door

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.
Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
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i'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM

Daughter "I'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM"
Mom "GET OUT ME CAR!"
by Mastershank September 13, 2014
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Mort got us in a fucking car wreck

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life
King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
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Two people alone in car - rule

When two people are alone in a car for any length of time (unrelated, age of consent and opposite sex with any potential attraction) they must make out. {more of a rule of thumb than definition}
Knight Rider 2008 - episode 6 two great examples of "Two people alone in car - rule"
by KITT FAN October 14, 2011
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