National get a boy Lego day

On 20th January its national get a boy Lego day. This is where you find any boy and get them any Lego they want.

Boy : “hey it’s national get a boy Lego day”

You: “oh what Lego do you want”

by 123silly321 January 15, 2026

moose knuckle of a day

An embarrassingly awful day where every problem, mishap, and streak of bad luck is bulging out prominently for the whole world to notice. Super awkward, impossible to hide or ignore. (A bigger, more in-your-face version than a regular bad day, playing on the slang term “moose knuckle.”)

Traffic jam, spilled coffee on my shirt in the meeting, then my phone died during an important call. I’ve had a straight up moose knuckle of a day.

by Jaymac1212 January 15, 2026

the other day ago

could mean a few months ago or a few days ago, and no context will be given on which one it is.

"i went to the city the other day ago."

by iamtrue January 18, 2026

Good Day

A polite way of saying "fuck you."

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Now, please get out. Good day."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 18, 2026

National Ragebait Your Friend Day

5th April, The day of National Ragebait Your Friend Day, in this day, you may rage your friend until they steam up and get angry at you! Angry means your ragebait mission has been successful! Bait your friends into raging.

You: “Your favorite movie is terrible and I only acted like I liked it Friends Name!”
Friend: “Hey! That’s rude!”
You: “Haha! It’s National Ragebait Your Friend Day! I’ve ragebaited you!”

by DefinitionalDelusional January 22, 2026

National Milking Day (Jan 23rd)

It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!

Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!

Him: Dude where were you yesterday?

Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.

Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf

by Vampirecfl January 23, 2026

snow day

When you take it in the ass and receive a full load of jizz, plug it up with a 2" plug, and walk around all day with the white wonder up your sphincter.

Zohran pumped me so full of snow, I had to take a snow day because i couldnt walk to school.

by dayoffenjoyer January 23, 2026