Good Day

A polite way of saying "fuck you."

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Now, please get out. Good day."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 18, 2026

National Ragebait Your Friend Day

5th April, The day of National Ragebait Your Friend Day, in this day, you may rage your friend until they steam up and get angry at you! Angry means your ragebait mission has been successful! Bait your friends into raging.

You: “Your favorite movie is terrible and I only acted like I liked it Friends Name!”
Friend: “Hey! That’s rude!”
You: “Haha! It’s National Ragebait Your Friend Day! I’ve ragebaited you!”

by DefinitionalDelusional January 22, 2026

National Milking Day (Jan 23rd)

It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!

Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!

Him: Dude where were you yesterday?

Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.

Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf

by Vampirecfl January 23, 2026

snow day

When you take it in the ass and receive a full load of jizz, plug it up with a 2" plug, and walk around all day with the white wonder up your sphincter.

Zohran pumped me so full of snow, I had to take a snow day because i couldnt walk to school.

by dayoffenjoyer January 23, 2026

Copper Day

the celebration that happens every wednesday. in order to celebrate, you must buy a whopper for da copper.

1: you wrote copper on your nutsack?
2: what can i say, i love copper day.

by ghgghhggh January 26, 2026

day

1- Period between 06:00 (6:00 AM) until 18:00 (6:00 PM).
2- Period between 06:00 (6:00 AM) until 17:59 (5:59 PM).
3- Period between sunrise until sunset.
4- Period between 00:00 (12:00 AM / midnight) until next 00:00 (12:00 AM / midnight).
5- Period between 00:00 (12:00 AM / midnight) until 23:59 (11:59 PM).
6- Period between true midnight until next true midnight.
7- Period of 24 hours.
8- Opportune or circumstance moment.

Day.

by Ñuñu January 27, 2026

civil day

1- Period between midnight until next midnight.
2- Period between midnight until 11:59 PM.
3- Period of 24 hours.

Civil day.

by Ñyñy January 28, 2026