Dirty merkel

Getting hit by a bus when having sex

I went on vacation and had a dirty merkel!

by hdf770 January 17, 2026

Dirty falcon

The act of trying to pull your ladies chonies down with your long, dirty toenails and you scratch her leg.

I accidentally gave her a dirty falcon last night and now she has an infection.

by Squeeler5000 January 19, 2026

dirty buckshot

when you ejaculate and hold your foreskin to keep it in there, then get someones attention and proceed to start urinating whilst still keeping your foreskin closed and it bursts on them like a buckshot

my boyfriend called my name so i went in the room and he did a dirty buckshot, it was so disgusting.

by gloogster January 20, 2026

Dirty otter

The act of spending several hours in the bathroom, dropping a deuce, while beating your dick with your unwashed hand.

Dave has been in the bathroom punishing his dirty otter for 2 hours now.

by 717lokininja January 21, 2026

Dirty limberg

When a fat tub of lard shits so hard his eyes pop out of his head and his balls go inside his asshole, being covered in shit and therefore creating a makeshift poop bomb, which can be detonated by farting, which releases the shit covered nuts, creating a jetpack of shit causing him to fly through the ceiling of his house

I did a Dirty limberg yesterday. The fire department had to rescue me.

by realrealbananapeel January 21, 2026

Dirty jabez

The procedure of a man thrusting into a girl while matching the pace of a end rod entering a pig in mincraft

I hit my girl with a dirty jabez last night

by Big thick Latino men oiled up January 21, 2026

Dirty Walmart

When your platonically stimulating your male close friends genitalia with your oral cavity outside a Walmart on the sidewalk, but a presumably homeless druggy catches you and laughs softly well saying that's kinda weird man, so you proceed to get the fuck out of there.

"Man, I was so embarrassed cuz me and Connor had a dirty Walmart the other day"

by Dirty Little Boy January 22, 2026