Squeeler5000's definitions

Beaver whistle

When a plastic tampon applicator is deposited in the toilet which results in it being clogged

Don’t leave your beaver whistles in the toilet!

by Squeeler5000 December 25, 2025

Crispy ghost

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.

Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!

by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025

Dirty falcon

The act of trying to pull your ladies chonies down with your long, dirty toenails and you scratch her leg.

I accidentally gave her a dirty falcon last night and now she has an infection.

by Squeeler5000 January 19, 2026