Sucking dick for drugs
by fatjerr November 18, 2013
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John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
by Wheelwood January 15, 2018
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Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
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Get the anyways cookie batter mug.Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?
Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
by Mitties September 26, 2017
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