HumanusAustralis's definitions

Randy

The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.

Kid- Its Randy.
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*

by HumanusAustralis January 12, 2020

Return to Sender

When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender

Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!

Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?

Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

Bob the Builder

When you're having sex with a girl, and then you introduce her to a bunch of random guys who are complete strangers, but you address them with the names of all characters sung in the Bob the Builder theme song.

Girl: oh yeah that feels good and stuff that girls say during sex wait a minute who are these 9 guys

Guy: dude i dont know wtf

Also guy:

SCOOP MUCK AND DIZZY, AND ROLLY TOO, LOFTY AND WENDY, JOIN THE CREW,
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done

Bob the Builder

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

Degrence

An advanced, non-human emotional state typically correlated with relaxation and blissful ignorance. Thalasin, an off-the-counter selective neuronic serotonin reuptake inhibitor, is publicly known for re-initiating emotional responses like happiness, sadness, anger, fear, and relief, to combat Advanced Emotional Deterioration (AED). Degrence is usually seen as a result of ingesting one or more tablets of Thalasin+, which has been advertised to cause experiences beyond previous natural capabilities. Individuals usually show signs of degrence after 10-15 minutes of ingestion, followed by unexplainable gutteral sounds seemingly resonating from the inner intestine and vocal chords. Side effects of degrence include animals such as dogs, cats, or any domestic animal capable of hearing beyond human frequencies, reacting sporadically and sometimes even violently to these sounds. The individual who consumed a Thalasin+ tablet may show signs of unresponsiveness and slowed breathing. Individuals may even claim to have grown a third or fourth lung within an hour of ingestion. The individual's face will also contort to an unusual form, showing a pressed mouth, scrunched nose, and relieved closed eyes.

I never thought I would need so much degrence in my life. But thanks to Thalasin+, I can feel all sorts of Eldritch emotions not even perceivable to the human consciousness!

by HumanusAustralis October 29, 2023

tacos de caca

poop tacos = tacos de caca

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by HumanusAustralis December 16, 2022

Let's Go Brandon

A pussy way of saying "Fuck Joe Biden" that obnoxious republicans use to berate Joe Biden's very existence.

Man 1: Jesus Christ, i thought Trump was bad, Biden is turning America into a black hole!
Man 2: Ikr!?! Let's Go Brandon
Man 1: ... Just say Fuck Joe Biden dude it's not that hard 1st Amendment???

by HumanusAustralis December 5, 2021