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The Patience of Job

Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.
People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
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Steve Job

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."
by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021
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Steve Jobs

Racking up a fat g on an iPad corner to corner
Here, rack us up a steve jobs
by Lil 2 chainz July 4, 2021
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Kipe Job

a rip off, hosing, a dishonest transaction on the person giving (the kiper), taken advantage of on price
1. car dealer took made the car cost 5000 dollars more than they agreed too

2. "the guy at the mattress store said the mattress would be 400 but he tried to charge me 550, what a kipe job!"
by johnasht August 3, 2013
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Job Defier

General term for someone with face/neck tattoos, forbidding them from most career paths that they likely have no wish in pursuing anyway. Therefore they are a "Job Defier"
: Damn! Look at that hood ass mexican with all the face ink!
: That's a job defier for you, letting everyone know he's banging until the day he dies. Or most likely until he gets locked up for good.
by Graea August 21, 2013
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comb job

When your hair is styled via bodily fluids of another mammal.
My girl just gave herself a mohawk with the comb job i gave her.
by Kenny G Loggins April 8, 2012
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Jewelry Job

The act of putting multiple rings bracelets or necklaces on your dick and getting a blowjob or handjob
My girl loves jewelry so much she put all of it on my dick and gave me a Jewelry Job
by sedmann420 December 5, 2011
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