Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023

Fairbanks scuba tank

The fairbanks scuba tank is where you fart into a vagina and then go into said vagina and hold your breath.

Hey dylan me and scarlett did the fairbanks scuba tank.

by African-Jew February 24, 2021

Fairbanks scuba tank

The fairbanks scuba tank is where you go into a girls vagina and then hold your breath.

Yo dylan me and scarlett did the fairbanks scuba tank last night.

by African-Jew February 24, 2021

Scuba cheesy balls

When someone's balls are sweating at the beach and have salty cheese from a hot day

Larry spent all day at the beach and got scuba cheesy balls

by In the tune of nasty July 29, 2022

Scuba

Replacing any verb or even potential noun with this word, most popular usages can include sex, a person of some silly degree food items, a fucking mess.

The delinquent who made the chicken, he did a scuba.
"Come back into the freezer and scuba"

"Your scuba will be up in 3 minutes"

by very huge car April 12, 2022

scuba keith

A conceded Scuba Diver who may or may not have a rivalry with Scuba Austin.

Who is these people?

by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004

Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.

"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"

by texthetransmuter November 14, 2021