Premium dick

premium dick

I searched and searched for dick and I could not find anything above standard until I found Paul's premium dick.

Anything below 5 inches is considered standard. Anything above 6 inches is premium dick.

His premium dick was so good I thought he was going to charge a premium dick.

by Mel with the Spell January 31, 2026

Dick master

Adam from Hazbin hotel

"I'm the dick master!!!" Adam said

by GM33 February 2, 2026

Clic-a-Dick

A sex toy. Either a remote control dildo or a universal strap on.

Hey babe you got that Clic-a-dick

by KSEEK February 2, 2026

Danish Dick Destroyer

When a woman rips your penis off via her teeth and proceeds to use the ripped off cock as a dildo.

Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHE GAVE ME A DANISH DICK DESTROYER (again)
Gloria: Free dildo!

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Butthole Dick

Dick that smells like butthole even though you haven't fucked anyone

Dan - Hey Gary smell this
Gary - What's that funky sweet smelling cheese?
Dan - It's from my butthole dick

by SweetButtholeSniffer February 14, 2026