Captain Sofa

A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"

"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:

Opal: *Sits on the sofa*

Earl: *Clears throat*

Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Sofa

Sofa means a thing that you put your ass on.

Worker: “Hey do you want to buy a sofa”

Buyer: “Oh yeh thanks!”

by URBAN DICTIONARY WRITER 101 March 23, 2022

Sofa Bear

OhhhhhhhHhhHHHhHHHhhHHHh theres a bear on the sofa......

there is a bear on the sofa (Sofa Bear)

by Anonymous girl 123 October 27, 2021

sofa jumping

Doing the horizontal shuffle at a house party whilst everyone else is asleep.

Me and Sandra were sofa jumping when you guys passed out last night.

by Gorby2.0 October 28, 2021

Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.

That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.

by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021

Sofa

The commie term for an American couch

Hail father Russia, let's sit on the sofa to celebrate communism.

by anonymous February 21, 2022

Sofa Head

The 2021 United States President

Did you guys see how much of a sofa head Joe Biden is?

by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 1, 2021