Sofa Head

The 2021 United States President

Did you guys see how much of a sofa head Joe Biden is?

by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 1, 2021

Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise

Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.

by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022

sofa king

a word witch is sounds like a swear but is not its most definition is a king of a sofa .

thats sofa king hard

by vizt/add me on cold war pls May 16, 2022

Captain Sofa

A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"

"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:

Opal: *Sits on the sofa*

Earl: *Clears throat*

Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Sofa

Sofa means a thing that you put your ass on.

Worker: “Hey do you want to buy a sofa”

Buyer: “Oh yeh thanks!”

by URBAN DICTIONARY WRITER 101 March 23, 2022

Sofa

She's a baguette. She eat baguette. She live baguette. She h o n o r the baguette

Sofa needs some help.

by AcousticAutism November 30, 2020

Sofa Savior

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize.

After the floods in Texas, so many Sofa Saviors post about what “should” have been done different

by Captain LRC July 12, 2025