Weed Man

When a person is promoted to a Lead Man Position at work. Then decides to smoke weed at work. Becoming lazy and useless.

Becoming a Weed Man leads to smoking the Weedum, which leads to over Eatum, which leads to becoming Fatum, which turns you into a Ratum.

by Gold Standard 1 January 14, 2025

Weed heaves

also known as CHS or Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome, it’s when you take in way too much THC and start throwing up for hours on end, regardless of stomach contents or lack thereof.

I was up all night with the weed heaves a few hours after hitting some vape or drinking half a can of THC soda; idek which one it was this time.

by zealasquigs July 1, 2025

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

by cruxiql July 2, 2025

weed wacker

slang term for someone who smokes weed a lot, sometimes used derogatorily

''luke is a fucking weed wacker man. I went to his house and his room smelled heavily like weed."

by Bananakittycat July 9, 2025

weed whacker

American term for grass trimmer

try using a 2 stroke weed whacker with the muffler removed

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 14, 2025

Tumble Weeding

A person shaves their ass hairs and farts them into your face.

John: Yo I got a crazy tumble weeding last night.
Jack: Yo thats crazy you let that stacy chick fart her ass hairs into your face?
john: fuck yeah dude!!!!! smelled raunchy as FUCK

by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025

Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”

Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.

by vacqe September 26, 2025