zealasquigs's definitions

Poonsay

A portmanteau of ‘poon tang’ or ‘poon’ and ‘pussy,’ and a variation of ‘poosay’ that is a silly twist on the slang ‘pussy’ that refers to a vagina.

I gotta take a shower; I can smell that sweet, sweet poonsay: my coochie.

by zealasquigs May 29, 2023

The straights

The heterosexual population, in contrast to the gays or the queers.

What’s with all the weird gender role bullshit? The straights are not okay.

by zealasquigs December 27, 2022

Grindrcore

A type of nude that is badly taken, often with bad lighting, weird angles, generally taken quickly and without thought, probably one-handed.

This nude they sent is so grindrcore. It’s just them with their dick out in a bathroom with their pants around their ankles.

by zealasquigs January 2, 2023

Make some toast in the tub

A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”

Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”

by zealasquigs April 30, 2023

Roach coach

A burn cruise in a stagecoach, i.e. smoking ganja in house-drawn coach or carriage.

"Hark, the carriage cometh! Spark another owl, milady, let us go on a roach coach."

by zealasquigs May 31, 2020

Queer Cut

A popular haircut especially among queer people, particularly the androgynous, typically defined by hair of medium or longer hair with both sides of the head shaved or buzzed off. Occasionally miserably attempted to be appropriated by the straights.

I just got the queer cut, so either I’m gay or have been living in California for too long.

by zealasquigs October 25, 2022

Swish

A descriptor applied to a feminine man. See also: the sound most pants make when you walk, or according to some people, the sound that some long or large skirts make when they’re moved around.

That dude’s such a swish in his swishy skirt. Fxkin’ hot, amirite?

by zealasquigs October 20, 2022