January 16th

Which is today.

person: today is january 16th
person: yesterday was the 15th and

by Ceejus2005 January 15, 2020

January 21st

The day that a stupid head dummy face was born. Not Evan, I'm talking about that shit head Jerry Trainor.

We all hate January just because of January 21st.

by Keerister January 15, 2020

January 20

National kiss you’re date day!!
If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.

-heyyyy, kiss*
-what was that?
- you have to give whatever i want cause it’s january 20

by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020

Sky high January

What everyone doing Dry January has secretly started by the middle of the month.

They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.

Ah yes, Leonard and Celine back at their old charade - pushing the wine glasses away as if we didn’t know they’re in full-blown Sky High January mode and smoked three blunts before they came to dinner.

by daltonjfk January 17, 2020

Applebees in January

A girl who's vagina is all-you-can eat.

Aubrey is a nasty freak, loves getting eaten out! In fact, shes like Applebees in January, all-you-can-eat!

by Titan49 January 18, 2020

January 21st

National fake sick day

Jack: ughh I don’t wanna school

Megan: you don’t want january 21st is?
jack: no what is it?
megan: it’s national fake sick day. everyone and their mom is doing it!!!

by bad bitch from the 314 January 20, 2020

Slap ass january

In january, every fellas have the right to slap someones ass

Its slap ass january, lemme slap ur ass

by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020