El Diablo, Spanish for “The Devil” is the urban legend of a half Mexican half Irish man in the Pacific Northwest. The man can be seen loitering outside of elementary schools, parks and day cares in a 1989 Dodge Caravan with a wrap featuring Jarrod from Subway and a sign reading “free puppies”.
El Diablo has been linked to local homeless sexually transmitted diseases, especially the clap.
To identify the true “El Diablo” one only needs to smother their waistline with extra crunchy peanut butter and lie down at the train station, the true El Diablo will appear out of no where and give you a good cleaning, moaning “get in there real deep like” and rubbing his belly button
El Diablo has been linked to local homeless sexually transmitted diseases, especially the clap.
To identify the true “El Diablo” one only needs to smother their waistline with extra crunchy peanut butter and lie down at the train station, the true El Diablo will appear out of no where and give you a good cleaning, moaning “get in there real deep like” and rubbing his belly button
Damn! I was down waiting for the metro bus and El Diablo popped out of the men’s room licking his lips and gave me an HJ using his butthole lips!
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: ow , did anyone do anything ?
: nope we rather not
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