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by paygorn12 July 26, 2025
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Tash Peterson

An entitled vegan who thinks she has the right to destroy public property and traumatize children by being practically naked infront of them to promote her OnlyFans account. Everyone in the Sydney area hates her. She's been arrested multiple times, but for some reason she keeps on being let go. There's a petition to have her arrested on Change.org so people in Australia can finally go about their business without her attacking them or traumatizing their children while she's wearing nothing but a g-string. She's been banned from all businesses in Sydney and the surrounding area, but it doesn't stop her from terrorizing people, and apparently she doesn't give a shit that she treats people like shit.
Tash Peterson is a disgusting cow that should be in jail, she's a pedophile.
by Failurebitch February 21, 2025
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Peterson

A peterson is a type of man most of them are either tall and skinny or short and obese and petersons personalities are things like driving old sedans and living in huts and by the way most petersons are attracted to dead people
He is a peterson! What an awful disgusting sad man.
by User T70 July 6, 2024
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Stinky Peterson

noun An action akin to the "wet willy". The inflictor first inserts their index finger into their anal cavity and then into a recipients ear canal.
"I've been on antibiotics ever since you gave me that Stinky Peterson"
by Chief_Grief_$$ July 11, 2024
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Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.
Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!
by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024
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Every Jordan Peterson Video

"See, people say that I'm wrong but actually I'm right!" ~Jordan Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And people KNOW this because it's like, I'm not a charlatan... And I'm trying to go back to that moment RIGHT BEFORE HYM CREATED AI... And stop time there so I can live in that moment for the rest of my days. So I'm going to spend the rest of my old age pretending to be the man I was before that happened so I don't have to see someone completely violate the delusion that constitutes my worldview and succeed anyway. If I can just hold of until I die, nothing that happens matters. It'll be like it never happened. We can all just keep pretending and then when he murders a kid I can just tell myself I NEEDED to do this and that's what I'll tell myself and JUST LIKE every Jordan Peterson video they tell me I'm wrong but people just KNOW I'm right deep down..."

Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"

Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2025
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semaj peterson

semaj is nice kind and cute he may tend to have episodes where he lashes out but he is kind and cares for the people he loves and he is a loyal friend who has his friends back and he might be zesy
by LALIAMNI May 19, 2025
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