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Absolute Unit

A very large, obese cat.

In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).

An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit

A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
My cat Steve is an absolute unit.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022
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The United Indiana

A fictional country next to Obhio, This is a free country unlike Obhio, In this place everybody has freedom, The United Indiana is place were you want to be.
TUI: “Hi I am from The United Indiana!”
Person: “Nice”
by Obhioan April 14, 2022
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New Mexico United

1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team.

2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.

3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.
Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".

Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".
by LaxMan420 April 16, 2022
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covid unit

It's a measurement of time lasting about 2 years or who knows forever.
Jack worked on that project since March 2020 or one covid unit.
by lsannarbor April 19, 2022
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Bethlem Adolescent Unit

An adolescent psychiatric hospital located in Beckenham.

Honestly pretty crap food but the staff are lovely.
Bethlem Adolescent Unit poo pee lol XD uwu.
by LackingSerotoninUwU December 6, 2020
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Hot dog units

A Hot dog unit is a measurement in which, the stench of gas station hot dogs reach. Three things have to be in place for hotdog units to be used.

1: The area has some warm, meaty, hot doggy stench.

2: You must be able to identify areas that have breathable air, versus hot dog stench.

3: When walking into an area, you'll know if you smell hot dogs.
Dude1: "Hey bro, I just walked into that crumby gas station, and got a big whiff of nasty ass hotdogs, I could smell them like a mile away!"

Dude2: "bro, that has to be at least like 12 hot dog units of stench man."
by Mountaineer007251 December 18, 2020
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Unit

Flynn: How was the date?

Kinga: Great!

Flynn: Did you say hi to his unit?

Kinga: No. I was a lady.

Flynn: Good girl.
by Brothaontheinside November 28, 2020
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