Jake from state farm

A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Derpafish August 25, 2021

CovRed State

n. A US State with anti-scientific GOP leadership causing unnecessary and preventable high Covid-19 infections, over-run hospitals, low vaccine rates, and massive death.

The US government bailouts covering $50,000 hospitalizations and $1,200 monoclonal anti-body treatments in CovRed States with code red emergencies such as Governor DeSantis's Florida, which even banned private sector companies from issuing mask mandates, constitutes a welfare benefit for the disinformed and their victims that is far more costly than "food-stamp" programs.

by Dkr. J August 29, 2021

noodle state

After several rounds in hot sauna (>212°F) and hole in the ice (>32°F) combo giving ultimate relaxation. Another description is 'legal high'.

My sauna is hot and I sawed a hole in the ice. Want to reach the noodle state?

by SaunaSherpa October 30, 2024

Poundtown State Penitentiary

Where you're going if you cook the books in New York State.

No Donald, you may not pardon yourself in New York State.

You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.

by bitchuck November 1, 2024

47th President of the United States

Donald J. Trump

Donald J. Trump has won the 2024 presidential election against Kamala Harris; therefore, he will become the 47th President of the United States. This makes him the second U.S. president to serve two non-consecutive terms.

by nb21-rz2k November 6, 2024

flow state

The feeling of one being omniscient and invincible. Total immersion. Even time seems to slow down as you begin to believe that you are capable of anything. Also known as "being in the zone", the flow state increases one's physical and mental ability to 120% power, or at least that what it feels like. It is often triggered upon completing a difficult threshold, such as getting the first paragraph down in an essay, or instantly headshotting someone in a tactical shooter.

"no way you can clutch this"
"shush, don't interrupt my flow state. I just flicked two people."

by fBOMBB November 8, 2024

Rocky Mountain States

A North American nation in the timeline of the famous novel The Man In the High Castle where the Axis Powers won World War II. It acts as a buffer state between the two vicious superpowers of the world: Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan. It is also known as the Rockies, the RMS, or the Neutral Zone.

Hey man, I'm visiting my grandparents over in the Rocky Mountain States this weekend. Wanna come with me?

by PBJelly6 November 17, 2024