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The captain

the very gay closeted guy from bbc ghosts played by my beloved ben willbond.
person 1: hey do u like the captain from ghosts?
person 2: yes he is my husband
by wilbursootisasimp December 25, 2021
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Captain James Kurland

Commanding officer of Deep Space Nine and Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant as of 2409 onwards.

Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.
by macOSbyApple May 17, 2022
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Captain nickolai

Captain nickolai is what you would call someone that is bald
" that girl is such a captain nickolai "
by Naq enthusiast April 6, 2022
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Captain

A Man just trying to do his job but is unfortunately surrounded by immature, childish men of similar age that are nothing but lazy liars.
So I guess you have to be captain again tonight because those useless wankers are on.
by Just4thesake April 21, 2022
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Captain Hook Syndrome

Captain Hook Syndrome is essentially when a person misses a particular enemy he had to fight in the past. Named after the titalur Character: Captain Hook when he missed his foe Peter Pan in the 1991 film: Hook.
Example 1:
Person 1: You know, as much as I hated the Brony Fandom I kinda miss seeing them around everywhere so I could troll them.

Person 2: Heh, sounds like you have Captain Hook Syndrome.

Example 2:

"It took two eventful tours in Vietnam, a handful of medals, a knee full of shrapnel, and an honorable discharge before the unthinkable happened: Bill ran out of wars. But now an army of infected has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, Bill's finally gotten back the only thing he ever wanted: an enemy to fight." - Bill's Biography, Left 4 Dead
by SocialJusticeHamster November 20, 2021
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Captain Planet

When 5 guys of different ethnicity perform a circle jerk over a girl, preferably with green hair.
Hey man, I can't believe we are were all able to put our differences aside last night so we could Captain Planet that chick last night!
by Moonlight Cowboy November 21, 2021
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Captain Sofa

A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"
"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:

Opal: *Sits on the sofa*

Earl: *Clears throat*

Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
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