National suck a homie dry day

You get to suck a homie till his skin comes off and it isn't sus

Yo man lemme suck you dry it's Janurary 13th, aka, National suck a homie dry day

by TheRealMan2018 January 12, 2023

dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 19, 2019

Lick my dry orange

Joe

Lick my dry orange nerd.

by Joema October 29, 2019

dry bar

were u get ur hair done

i’m going to the dry bar

by heheheh___ October 29, 2019

Dry

when somebody does something you don't like or when you don't text someone as much as usual

"she dry wrong for that '' or '' our messages are dry''

by idfwu572 November 3, 2019

Dry

When you're flabbergasted, uncomfortable, or dumbfounded, and begin saying or doing things that exhibit these attributes.

GUY 1: *Sees a hot girl nearby and becomes nervous.*

GUY 1: "Dude, look at this funny video. Isn't it hilarious? What time is it, anyways?"

GUY 2: "Bro, you're dry as hell right now. You're just nervous cause there's a smokin' hot girl over there."

GUY 1: "Shut the hell up. I'm not dry!"

by barrybingle November 17, 2021

Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.

After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.

by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021