Fireguy47's definitions

shove up boost

When you fist yourself in the ass and get a big jump boost

I climbed Mt. Everest just by doing a shove up boost

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

goldspiceofcool

Xbox gamer tag

A white boy who will never hit puberty has no penis afraid to say cuss words and cries for no reason

I hate being in a party with goldspiceofcool because his voice pisses me off

by Fireguy47 January 14, 2018

Ahe ahe I beat my meat

When you laugh so hard that you yell out I beat my meat

Timmy: look Peter’s penis is so small
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat

by Fireguy47 May 3, 2018

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

Thotty acid

A thot who is very sensitive, betraying, and a real hater

Hayden: What’s wrong with Jenna
Fireguy47: I think she became a thotty acid
Jenna: FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!
Fireguy47: Sry that’s animal abuse
Random Mexican: oooh carne

by Fireguy47 September 30, 2017