Noble Moment

cannot be easily defined; must be felt in the moment; however, generally this is when a friend does or says something clumsy or absent-minded

*walking down street and hears girls’ laughter*

Noble: “Man they some laddies lassin’”
Friend: “NOBLE MOMENT”

by noble’s friends that love him March 16, 2023

Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship

Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston

by pooplessccheng March 28, 2023

Noble

A name for someone that is tall and loses to benny in arm wrestle every time
and has the worst argument skills

Alia: Hey Noble s so fine
Benny:Ew not that noble

by NobleHater March 31, 2023

noble prize

an award given out yearly for being the shittiest employee at barnes and noble WITHOUT getting fired.

"man look at Tim. hes late everyday, comes in high as hell, drinks all the coffee at the bar and sleeps on the reading sofa and hes STILL not been fired. hes a shoo-in for the noble prize this year".

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

the noble surprise

when someone at barnes and noble leaves a printed out dick pick photo in the book or magazine of their choice. the hope is that someone will open the book or mag and a dick pic will fall out so others can laugh at them.

"dude my grandma picked up a better homes and garden mag at barnes and noble and got the noble surprise right when her pastor walked by".

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

Noble effort

Anything heroic that Joe Leal is incapable of doing.

Johnny: Man, Joe shit his pants before he even took the field

Will: Yeah what a real noble effort.

Jesse: Nah, whatever Joe does is anything but a noble effort

Joe’s parents: Told you!

by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 9, 2021

Noble gases

what Queen Elizabeth II produces when she farts

why doesn't anyone notice when the queen farts, because nothing reacts to noble gases

by internet dad jokes October 18, 2021