Southern surprise

When the genitals don’t match what you assumed.

Took home this gal that defined as a woman last night and got the southern surprise. Went to touch her bean and found her tree trunk.

by Bootyandbeast16 August 3, 2023

surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.

I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.

by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023

Kinder Surprise

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.

“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”

by 57intherunning August 13, 2023

Surprise Turkey

When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.

In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

by EmelyeJayne August 18, 2023

Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.

I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.

by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019

heady surprise

A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.

Hey Paul poor Mike didnt get any sleep last night he was awoken to a Heady surprise.

by Maddog55 October 27, 2019

cuntpunch surprise

when you're fucking a bitch and midway through you kick her in the vagina and nut deep in that hoe

last night I gave my wife a cuntpunch surprise and now I'm sleeping on the couch

by SGTCorbis December 4, 2020